161 Raw Food and Bogus Cocktails

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Life is meant to be enjoyed.  Our senses bring us those joys in many forms.  So it sucks to tell you that our senses were not exactly "enjoying" our drink selection this week.  Sunshine picked a 4 pack of Hula Girl bottled drinks.  What a hot sweet mess that was.  Luckily we have plenty more to share.  Pumpkin has been recently grossed out by OLDER people and their ability to use more than ample amounts of perfume.  She is also concerned about the Girl Scout cookie recall, but probably not why you think.  Sunshine has created a new super hero he is happy to talk about as well as some of the perks of being extremely obese.  We announce our fourth book challenge.  Listen to find out how you can get a copy of The Parrot Talks in Chocolate by Everett Peacock.  Congratulations to Stacie who submitted her orange blossom champagne recipe for her copy of the book.

160 Don't Drink with Tiger Woods

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You may notice that the audio on this weeks show is a bit.....crappy.  Well, when drinking and recording a podcast things tend to get a little screwed up.  But, the show must go on. Our show this week is tangent upon tangent.  Sometimes making sense is too difficult. Starshine is just as tired of Tiger Woods as Sunshine is, we both think he should shut the hell up and leave us all alone.  A Ugandan minister is trying to scare his flock by showing them hours of gay porn in church!!!  What kind of church is that?  Sunshine shares a little info on some new tiki schtuff, tikimasters.com for example is a great site that stocks plenty of masks, decor and art for your tiki bar or patio.  We offer up a third copy of The Parrot Talks in Chocolate to the listener who makes us a sock puppet of a parrot and sends us proof.  That sounds like fun.  Oh, and don't forget the cocktails and exotic music.  Our drink this week is called Tahitian Pearl and tastes like a heavenly island with cool breezes and barely dressed natives.

157 Pat Robertson Hates Haiti

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While enjoying a lovely rainy day here in the lounge, Sunshine and Pumpkin toast some cocktails and chat about the events of the past week.  Our cocktail is the Blue Bayou.  A simple and tasty vodka drink that pleases on a wet day.  Add a little music from the dollar bin that Pumpkin found and we're ready to talk.  Pat Robertson the "hates everyone but himself asshole" has been spouting off again.  This time he decries that Haiti made a pact with the devil and therefor deserves destruction.  Really???  Join us in the fight against Pat Robertson and send your email comments to his ministry.  700 Club CBN Network.  Next up, Sunshine gives some info on all the great tiki events coming this Summer and a review of The Parrot Talks in Chocolate by Everett Peacock.  Pumpkin explores the world of crazy ass holidays made up just so we can spend money on crap that no one needs.  And we the end the show with some fun drinking games you can play with all your friends and family. Be sure to check out:

Cocktailnation Podcast with Koop Kooper

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