Sunshine
/When trolling the slot machines of your local casino it can be hard to find a decent drink. Oh sure, you can get a rum and coke or a screwdriver. But those are usually made with crap juices and the most bottom shelf of liquors. So, Sunshine Tiki likes this simple champagne drink that even a newbie cocktail waitress can't get wrong. Stay inebriated and hydrated at the same time while throwing away your hard earned money.
When your cocktail waitress strolls by, ask for:
1 glass of champagne
1 club soda or lemon lime soda with a lime and cherry
Take a few sips of your champagne and pour the soda in to fill it back. Transfer garnish to your new cocktail and give it a squeeze of lime. Simple. Tasty. And, it looks far classier than what everybody else is drinking.